"Infotainment? What the hell are you talking about?"

Way too many things I should/could/need to be doing...

One to scratch. One to fetch. One to press me against the wall. One to get me. One to have fun with. One to call you. One to touch you.

I need more arms you say? MORE than... wait let me count them... 7 arms!?
Which one is doing what? Where the hell is coordination?
Hey! Who is touching my ass there?... I didn't say stop!
If you want a helping hand for anything, just ask, I'll send you one! Thank god for UPS...
Ok , now which hand wants to take out the trash? Hey don't strangle me! OK I'll do it myself...
Hey what's going on down there now? Not all at once! Wait your turn!

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1 Responses to “Way too many things I should/could/need to be doing...”

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    How wonderful would it be to have all of those hands on a lonely night?! You could have a qualified orgy with yourself.  

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