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Sleepless Restless Foodless Nights in Paris

Another night will be spent trying to get some sleep. How do I do to go to sleep? What do I have to count? God this is complicated. If I count pregnant sheep, do they count as double? What if they have triplets? Do cloned sheep count as one? What if the clones are pregnant? Should I count snails? Or read the phone directory for Guam?

Are you still reading? Good. Because it wont get better.

Yes, somehow I do not really feel the urge to sleep (just some hours at least), but lying in my bed also makes me just meditate and think about life. Nothing serious has come out of this, but I do appreciate the meditation.

And not only that, I also became immune to food! Yes! The sub-zero-what-the-fuck-do-you-want -from-me diet! No carbs! No fats! No nothing! Ok I just had a milkshake, but only to keep me from falling down after a day of walking around the greenhouses of Auteuil.
Now I wonder how long I can go like this. So far its been 31 hours and some minutes without food.

I will keep you updated on this, or maybe the doctor will. We will see who wins. My bets are on the doctor. Weird.

Life is the thing with feathers

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  1. # Blogger Cedric Benetti

    Now its 44 hours without food, but i may be about to go get some lol  

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