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"Infotainment? What the hell are you talking about?"


Fornarina urban beauty show Paris

"20 minutes before we meet, and I*m not even dressed! I cannot get my invitation printed, could you be a darling and do it for me? where do we meet? At the carroussel du Louvre at 7? ok!"
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"Ooh, you look good Anne-Laure! New shoes?"
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"She has the easiest job in the world! Sitting around and staring... what if I make her laugh? Are they allowed to laugh? No they can*t throw me out for making one of their models laugh, can they?"
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"Ok someone had a big budget for all this stuff, and even managed to get the best DJ*s in town! We are so staying here! Fetch me a drink!"
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"What? No alcohol?"
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"Well at least the vibe is good! Peoplewatching and cocktails, what more do you want?"
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"Look at me, I am a female! My reproductory organs are inside of me! Yes, take my picture!"
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"I want free goodiebags! Where are the free goodiebags? I will leave if there are no free goodiebags! Get my agent on the phone! Did you know they dont have free goodiebags here?"
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"I iz wutching U! I szzneekie girrl"
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"I like those shoes!"
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"I like your bag"
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"Meow! I iz kittiekat! Plus my boobies haz eyez!"
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"Have you seen my razzle-dazzle somewhere? Wait for me, I do my jazzhands in a minute! Life sure is a cabernet sauvignon"
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"I like sushi! You like sushi! We all like sushi"
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"I am the singing mermaid! Also the Shell company did not finance the logo behind my back."
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"Play that funkie muzzik"
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"Can you tell they inserted botox in me? I almost moved my cheeks there! Wooh did you see? almost...There: It goes again!"
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"Can someone fetch me a c(r)ab?"
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"I like my job! All i do is walk from this robe...
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...to that robe! Easy money"
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"And I get to play with the bird in the cage."
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