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conversation on prolapse dogs and art...

cedric dit :
stupid ozone layer!

Aughie dit :
stupid stupid ozone!

cedric dit :
and stupid oceans!

Aughie dit :
yes, VERY VERY stupid oceans
Aughie dit :
they serve no good purpose anymore whatsoever. why! we have virtual water now!

cedric dit :
yes! no one needs them!
cedric dit :
oceans? fuck*em!
cedric dit :
we need an age of commingtogetherness

Aughie dit :
& you don't look fat
Aughie dit :
but your eyes and the dog's eyes are both big&round

cedric dit :
i know, the dog just l ks t skinny...
cedric dit :
thats why i cant compete
cedric dit :
OMG, and the dog is a she, and so skinny i actually thought she looked like she prolapsed, but i then was told that she is so skinny her vajayjay just hangs down.....eeew that was the worst discovery of the day.....
cedric dit :
eek eek eek

Aughie dit :
really?
Aughie dit :
that's morbidly gross

cedric dit :
yes she looks like she got balls
cedric dit :
awfull

Aughie dit :
wow thats nasty

cedric dit :
anyhow, that was a nice way to introduce the ever so popular prolapse into a conversation...

Aughie dit :
haha
Aughie dit :
is that how you went about it today?

cedric dit :
?
cedric dit :
well yes, i had to ask anne laure if her dog had something hanging out of there...

Aughie dit :
omg, read this blog my friend absis minas wrote
Aughie dit :
http://absis-minas.com/Artmakesnosensesothatyoucan.htm
Aughie dit :
"Art Makes No Sense So That You Can"

cedric dit :
reading

Aughie dit :
he is so funny i love it

cedric dit :
love it love it love it
cedric dit :
and makes sence

Aughie dit :
i know, i met him while I was in chicago
Aughie dit :
he's so cool and weird like me

cedric dit :
sounds great
cedric dit :
i was thinking on art myself yesterday when getting back home
cedric dit :
i had some interesting thoughts in there, but i cant remember them now

Aughie dit :
yeah, thats why i SHOULD carry a notebook with me everywhere

cedric dit :
something like "no art is art because art is everywhere and all"
cedric dit :
so art is not art anymore
cedric dit :
its just a bunch of morons fucking with our brains to make statement they themselves dont understand but they make good impression to sell your shit

Aughie dit :
art is the shit in your toilet and are is the empty bowl with potable water after you've flushed the shit down

cedric dit :
yes! art is like shit! you can make some every day

Aughie dit :
haha yes!

cedric dit :
if its warm its alive
cedric dit :
so its a part of ourselves
cedric dit :
art is a prolongation of our body

Aughie dit :
yess

cedric dit :
a smelly one, but a prolongation

Aughie dit :
well, if its from our bodies, all human prolongation will be smelly

cedric dit :
just like the crap in the galeries

Aughie dit :
yes!

cedric dit :
a gallery is a modern day toilet
cedric dit :
go there to digest

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